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robertxdowney replied to your post: Black duh Hey, it’s still a response! Haha omg i know but i am so lame kdjfndkjf
May 18th
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“1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a...”
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robertxdowney asked: Black duh
May 18th
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Anonymous asked: yellow
May 18th
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ladyavenger asked: PURPLEEE
May 18th
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Anonymous asked: white
May 18th
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followers, what do you want to know?
Purple: 10 facts about my room
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like
May 18th
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breadmaakesyoufat: dontyoulovemebaby: breadmaakesyoufat: GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING this text post is so oatmeal i hate you
May 18th
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au-rev0ir: if i marry someone attractive and our kids end up with my face i’m going to be seriously pissed
May 18th
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gay4zayn: who’s that perfect boy over there oh just me
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radsturbate: (beginning horns from my humps by the black eyed peas plays) did someone say boys
May 18th
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martinseptim: beats by dr. phil
May 18th
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rlmjob: *puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*
May 18th
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Reblog if you'd be upset if Jeremy Renner wasn't...
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machokeonmydick: *makes a sim of me* *makes a sim of u*
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whorville: Happy has five letters Pizza has five letters This is no coincidence
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dylanquents: have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them
May 18th
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have you ever had legitimate crush on a actor like to the point where you’re not even fangirling anymore you just actually love them
May 18th
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Anonymous asked: For Halloween last year I pretty much stole my ma's really long fur collared coat, stuffed a pillow under it and swiped one of my Granddad's cigars. Then I got one of his hats and that year I was Churchill for Halloween.
May 18th
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Anonymous asked: So i was drunk at a club and there was a bachelorette party happening there. I thought it would be a good idea to congratulate the bride-to-be. I went over to hug her and ended up elbowing the bridesmaid in the eye. Pretty sure she ended up with a black eye.
May 18th
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Anonymous asked: (Did you know Enrique Iglesias is the son of Julio Iglesias?) So, I;m British and my mum has regaled me with stories of a British comedian performing 'Doubleglesias', an act in which the comedian sings both Julio and Enrique's parts together.
May 18th
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Anonymous asked: I once mistakenly told my sister that T-Pain's 'Church' "really gets me grooving" and now she plays it all the time along with loads of Enrique Iglesias. I find it hard to resist the temptation to groove.
May 18th
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Anonymous asked: I was at a pub a little while ago and this clearly sloshed drunk was stood in a little group with some other rowdy guys. Anyway, he continued to drink and eventually projectile vomited across the bar all down some man's back. He ran into the toilets and I don't think anyone else saw it, but the man who had been vomited on was swearing bloody murder and that drunk made a very lucky...
May 18th
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garlic-breadgasm: YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT...
May 18th
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cantankerouscrab: hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
May 18th
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Anonymous asked: I can't think of a funny story, so I'll tell you my favourite Sean Bean quote: "Got the loot, kept the swag! Now that's what I call a job well done. Strawberry jam!"
May 18th
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Anonymous asked: This one time I was making out with my boyfriend right, and I didn't realize that I was FaceTime my mother...
May 18th
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hey you guys should send me funny/awkward stories again
May 18th
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thdoctor: does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment
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doglets: sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
May 17th
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aud-ler: what i have learned from talking about my feelings it’s better to not talk about my feelings
May 17th
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hey so um i got that chat thingy if u wanna talk ok yeah cool
May 17th