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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Hi i’m Chris Evans but you can call me Elizabeth. 
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oh my god, that was really violent
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/75877088ccade32560b23762287ffcdd/tumblr_mmk3d8zNsq1qe8a0fo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9240ac2ba0e78c3143fcc8c93f9091b3/tumblr_mmk3d8zNsq1qe8a0fo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e5fc3d1f2e1a11a7283ae09eace70bdd/tumblr_mmk3d8zNsq1qe8a0fo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c2d0cb14548d3af18ee3237ac39234d5/tumblr_mmk3d8zNsq1qe8a0fo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e6a4f9098e9febe63d4b155580b018ce/tumblr_mmk3d8zNsq1qe8a0fo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c2f3570a259f7b2e9f851bc92a40e79d/tumblr_mmk3d8zNsq1qe8a0fo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9e31ccc9ae4595d88a198c98763e73da/tumblr_mmk3d8zNsq1qe8a0fo7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/764f7e03e6049f027b6c73a0406ed9ff/tumblr_mmk3d8zNsq1qe8a0fo8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;oh my god, that was really violent&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50756211048</link><guid>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50756211048</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 13:51:42 -0700</pubDate><category>im3</category><category>spoilers</category><category>best scene</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1be4534e4a70f5be03e4dd03e4defa3a/tumblr_mmad6hgyhn1rvyi1mo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50756022300</link><guid>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50756022300</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 13:49:07 -0700</pubDate><category>moriarty</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/986cc1f67371310ac3a5ca4da4ab3bb9/tumblr_mjbqt5YOT11r5xw0xo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/174423f4c6bec33a942f85ac43445f85/tumblr_mjbqt5YOT11r5xw0xo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/68f95c75d3c2111121eb9333e6b527ae/tumblr_mjbqt5YOT11r5xw0xo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c3f1be16a0af2bab84f50a0ab29ceb8f/tumblr_mjbqt5YOT11r5xw0xo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a1e12120552a44cff5792df06e22141a/tumblr_mjbqt5YOT11r5xw0xo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f590b656f3d1ef29978936086daca83f/tumblr_mjbqt5YOT11r5xw0xo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50755755978</link><guid>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50755755978</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 13:45:30 -0700</pubDate><category>ca</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1bf9846d55559497958f2ae7fd60feec/tumblr_mfpyvvuTkg1r0gmfbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f3d197d8fcd04a83c925c5fbc77ff89/tumblr_mfpyvvuTkg1r0gmfbo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/943d646ff515a0c6b31a29dc2429c693/tumblr_mfpyvvuTkg1r0gmfbo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50755538474</link><guid>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50755538474</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 13:42:33 -0700</pubDate><category>steve rogers</category></item><item><title>robertxdowney replied to your post: Black duh
Hey, it’s still a response! Haha
omg i know but i am...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://robertxdowney.tumblr.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_8f53cab455ae_40.png"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a class="tumblelog" href="http://robertxdowney.tumblr.com/"&gt;robertxdowney&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; replied to your &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50708489791"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;: &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50708489791"&gt;Black duh&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Hey, it’s still a response! Haha&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;omg i know but i am so lame kdjfndkjf&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50709859420</link><guid>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50709859420</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 22:44:28 -0700</pubDate><category>robertxdowney</category></item><item><title>"1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a city bus. Don’t. It..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a city bus. Don’t. It will not be beautiful. It will not be brave. It will be selfish. It will be broken. Your mother will cry.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;2. Don’t write for him. Write for you. Write for others like you. Write so the girl that thinks about stepping in front of public transportation doesn’t. Don’t be selfish.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;3. When you will yourself to sleep and it doesn’t come- get up. It doesn’t matter that it’s 3 am. There will be other 3 am’s. Take a shower. Take two. Wash him out of your hair. Write a poem. Read the same book you’ve read 202 times again. The 203rd time might tell you something different. Don’t stay in bed- you will think about the bus again.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;4. Don’t kiss him because he’s broken. Don’t kiss him because his laughter never reaches his eyes. Don’t try and fix him. Fix yourself first. Be selfish. He can’t save you. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;5. Date yourself. Take yourself out to eat. Don’t share your popcorn at the movies with anyone. Stroll around an art museum alone. Fall in love with canvases. Fall in love with yourself.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;6. Dress up and wear red lipstick and get drunk with your friends. They’re the ones that will pick you up. Don’t kiss him. Or him. Don’t fall asleep on strange couches with strange boys. When his hand slides up your dress walk away. Hit him. Don’t kiss him. He can’t save you.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;7. Get another tattoo. Get five more. Get another hole in your ear. Don’t listen to your dad. You will still be able to get a job. Did you really want to be employed by someone like your father? Haven’t you had enough of judgmental old white men anyway? Get fuck you tattooed in tiny letters on your hip.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;8. When you feel the yearning for a new city- start over. Take 200 bucks and a three suitcases. Work anywhere that will have you. Meet strange people and forget your name. Call yourself Ruby. No one will know the difference. Remember to call your mother. Don’t be selfish. Come home when you find yourself in the strangers and the small one bedroom apartment. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;9. Don’t whisper evil things into your own ear. Other people are going to shout them at you. Be your own hero. Keep a sword on your key ring. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;10. Don’t step in front of a city bus. It will not be beautiful. Live. Stay up all night with a boy that promises you everything and means it. Live. See shitty local bands with a friend. Wear a different band’s t-shirt. No one will care. Live. Have a baby girl with tiny fingers and tiny toes someday. Pour love into her until it’s overflowing. Live. Wake up. Staying in bed all day is not poetic.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Live. Live.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Live.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Do you hear that? It’s me. It’s your life. Wake up.&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lesagia.tumblr.com/"&gt;lesagia&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50708854625</link><guid>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50708854625</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 22:23:59 -0700</pubDate><category>good post</category></item><item><title>ratchetmess:

I wasn’t prepared for this tonight
</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UTcmhZOPnDE?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50700573603/i-wasnt-prepared-for-this-tonight"&gt;ratchetmess&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I wasn’t prepared for this tonight&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50708628360</link><guid>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50708628360</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 22:19:33 -0700</pubDate><category>omfg</category><category>???</category></item><item><title>Black duh</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Black:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt; 1 fact about the person I like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;he’s tall&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;</description><link>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50708489791</link><guid>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50708489791</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 22:16:53 -0700</pubDate><category>robertxdowney</category><category>wooow what a dumb response idk</category></item><item><title>yellow</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Yellow:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt; 7 facts about my childhood&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;i was spoiled,i had a lot of toys,i had super curly hair,my mom wasn’t really around,i was the only child for 5 years,i never got hit&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;</description><link>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50708411702</link><guid>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50708411702</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 22:15:24 -0700</pubDate><category>Anonymous</category></item><item><title>PURPLEEE</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Purple:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt; 10 facts about my room&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;it’s spacious,i have a hello kitty pillow cover,i have avengers posters,i have an avengers blanket,i have a secret box,the walls are white,there’s a bathroom,i have a guitar hanging,and yeah&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;</description><link>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50708253053</link><guid>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50708253053</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 22:12:19 -0700</pubDate><category>ladyavenger</category></item><item><title>white</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;White:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt; 3 facts about my personality&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;i laugh a lot&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;bubbly&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;loud i guess?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;</description><link>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50707550117</link><guid>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50707550117</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:59:19 -0700</pubDate><category>Anonymous</category></item><item><title>followers, what do you want to know?</title><description>Purple: 10 facts about my room&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Blue: 9 facts about my family&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Green: 8 facts about my body&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Orange: 6 facts about my home town&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Red: 5 facts about my best friend&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Pink: 4 facts about my parents&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
White: 3 facts about my personality&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Black: 1 fact about the person I like&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
</description><link>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50706805305</link><guid>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50706805305</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:46:12 -0700</pubDate><category>kay</category></item><item><title>breadmaakesyoufat:

dontyoulovemebaby:

breadmaakesyoufat:

GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://breadmaakesyoufat.tumblr.com/post/48949744132/dontyoulovemebaby-breadmaakesyoufat-guys-its" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;breadmaakesyoufat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dontyoulovemebaby.tumblr.com/post/48949690343/breadmaakesyoufat-guys-its-2-am-and-i-forgot"&gt;dontyoulovemebaby&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://breadmaakesyoufat.tumblr.com/post/48866372315/guys-its-2-am-and-i-forgot-what-oatmeal-meant-and"&gt;breadmaakesyoufat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this text post is so oatmeal&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i hate you&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50706452813</link><guid>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50706452813</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:40:14 -0700</pubDate><category>this sounds like something i would do</category><category>me</category></item><item><title>au-rev0ir:

if i marry someone attractive and our kids end up with my face i’m going to be seriously...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://au-rev0ir.com/post/37384707222/if-i-marry-someone-attractive-and-our-kids-end-up"&gt;au-rev0ir&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;if i marry someone attractive and our kids end up with my face i’m going to be seriously pissed&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50706275545</link><guid>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50706275545</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:37:18 -0700</pubDate><category>yeah pissed because they're gonna be TOO CUTE</category></item><item><title>gay4zayn:

who’s that perfect boy over there

oh just me
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gay4zayn.tumblr.com/post/50568909096/whos-that-perfect-boy-over-there-oh-just-me"&gt;gay4zayn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;who’s that perfect boy over there&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4edf6fc5816fd4cade54e1123dc4e05f/tumblr_inline_mmw00jmmD11qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;oh just me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50705881018</link><guid>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50705881018</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:31:00 -0700</pubDate><category>me</category></item><item><title>solfunsol:

luckadoodledoo:

If you’re having a bad day, just...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hZMhyyGwU8c?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://solfunsol.tumblr.com/post/50704109022/luckadoodledoo-if-youre-having-a-bad-day-just" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;solfunsol&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://luckadoodledoo.tumblr.com/post/50614320434"&gt;luckadoodledoo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you’re having a bad day, just listen to Tom Hiddleston giggling&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks … it was amazing&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50705724599</link><guid>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50705724599</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:28:35 -0700</pubDate><category>aww</category><category>tawm</category><category>cutie</category></item><item><title>radsturbate:

(beginning horns from my humps by the black eyed peas plays) did someone say boys
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://radsturbate.tumblr.com/post/50704204228/beginning-horns-from-my-humps-by-the-black-eyed"&gt;radsturbate&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(beginning horns from my humps by the black eyed peas plays) did someone say boys&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50705238029</link><guid>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50705238029</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:20:44 -0700</pubDate><category>me</category></item><item><title>martinseptim:

beats by dr. phil
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://martinseptim.tumblr.com/post/32206218079/beats-by-dr-phil"&gt;martinseptim&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;beats by dr. phil&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50705217459</link><guid>http://becauseofevans.tumblr.com/post/50705217459</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:20:26 -0700</pubDate><category>omfg</category></item></channel></rss>
